{"product_id":"i-only-came-for-milk-the-accidental-big-shop-tote","title":"I Only Came for Milk | The \"Accidental\" Big Shop Tote","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWe’ve all been there.\u003c\/b\u003e You pop out for one carton of milk and return home with a week’s worth of groceries, three magazines, and a potted plant. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"148\"\u003e\"I Only Came for Milk\"\u003c\/b\u003e tote is the perfect, tongue-in-cheek companion for the shopper who knows their own limits—and chooses to ignore them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy it’s the ultimate \"just in case\" bag:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Oversized Advantage:\u003c\/b\u003e With a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003e44cm width\u003c\/b\u003e, this bag is built for the unexpected. It’s significantly wider than a standard tote, giving you the room you need when \"one thing\" becomes ten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMidlands Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003e162g high-durability canvas\u003c\/b\u003e, this bag can handle the weight of that extra two-litre milk (and everything else) without breaking a sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShoulder-First Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003e21cm handle drop\u003c\/b\u003e is wide enough to stay comfortable over a thick jumper or a raincoat. No more bag-slipping while you're dodging the Irish drizzle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the Heart of Ireland:\u003c\/b\u003e Every bag is designed, printed, and hand-pressed in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003eCo. Offaly\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s local wit combined with local craftsmanship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Joke\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,1,0\"\u003e\"I Only Came for Milk\" bold typographic print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003e34cm (H) x 44cm (W)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCapacity\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,1,0\"\u003eLarge Landscape Profile (Fits the \"Accidental\" Big Shop)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,1,0\"\u003e162g Bright White High-Durability Canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,1,0\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Made in Co. 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